William Hamilton<p>“Uh, yeah, Birnam Wood is advancing on Dunsinane. I’m covered, right?”</p><p>“Is it a ficus?”</p><p>“I don’t know…who cares?”</p><p>“Welllll, the low-rate plan you chose does *not* include prophecy-affirming tree-related incidents…except for the ficus.”</p><p>“You’re *joking*, right?”</p><p>“No.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ThatScottishPlayAboutThatScottishGuy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ThatScottishPlayAboutThatScottishGuy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ClassicCommercials" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ClassicCommercials</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/LikeAGoodNeighbourYaddaYaddaYadda" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LikeAGoodNeighbourYaddaYaddaYadda</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Ficus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Ficus</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/DidNotReadTheFinePrint" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DidNotReadTheFinePrint</span></a></p>