Kevin Karhan :verified:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://raru.re/@Rasp" class="u-url mention">@<span>Rasp</span></a></span> if <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/PepsiCo" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PepsiCo</span></a> wasn&#39;t a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GOP</span></a> sponsor I&#39;m shure they would&#39;ve made <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MtnDew" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MtnDew</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BlahajBlast" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BlahajBlast</span></a> a real thing...</p><p>But <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MountainDew" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MountainDew</span></a> aside if I had like a few millions i&#39;d create something like that and give it <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/spiro" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>spiro</span></a> &quot;<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BreastMints" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BreastMints</span></a>&quot; colour to go with it!</p><p>But minus &quot;Shark Flavour&quot; because sharks are good and I despise finning and also they accumulate of a lot of methylmercury so sharks ain&#39;t a healthy source of protein anyway... </p><p>Maybe something with like Lime and Pickle Juice instead...</p>