André Lampe<p>Übrigens nicht meine liebste Darstellung eines Mikroskops, aber manchmal ist das Leben wie Mikrobiologie: man muss Abstriche machen. <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
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Elio Campitelli<p>What do developers do Sunday mid mornings?<br>They git branch.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BadumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadumTss</span></a></p>
Paula<p>Frohe Pride!<br>Welche Orientierung ist das?<br>Que(e)rformat!</p><p><a href="https://wien.rocks/tags/pride" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pride</span></a> <a href="https://wien.rocks/tags/queer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>queer</span></a> <a href="https://wien.rocks/tags/BaDumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BaDumTss</span></a></p>
Zbigniew 'Emill' Pławecki ♿️🎮<p>O jakim piwie marza koty?</p><p>Okocim</p><p><a href="https://101010.pl/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/suchar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>suchar</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/PasjonaciUbogiegoZartu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PasjonaciUbogiegoZartu</span></a></p>
R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 :MiraLovesYou:<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@amin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>amin</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://polymaths.social/@spaceraser" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>spaceraser</span></a></span></p><p>And he doesn't look a day over 417!!!</p><p>*rimshot* <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BaDumTss</span></a></p>
Rob Bodine www.gsllcblog.com<p>That's a fancy way of saying, "bus driver." <a href="https://chirp.enworld.org/tags/BaDumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BaDumTss</span></a></p>
AsSlowAsPossible<p>Ich hab mal im Watt in einer Bar gearbeitet.<br>War mir zu viel Leistungsdruck.</p><p><a href="https://sloth.es/tags/BaDumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BaDumTss</span></a></p>
s173nc3r<p><a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
poponion<p>¿Buscas trabajo de por vida? <br>¿Te gusta viajar? <br>¿La comida italiana? <br>¿El cosplay? <br>Si tienes latín nivel usuario, envía tu CV al LinkedIn del Vaticano. </p><p><a href="https://masto.es/tags/papa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>papa</span></a> <a href="https://masto.es/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág<p>But now I am wondering what the motif number is for a carrion size bag of frozen raccoons...</p><p><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Badumtss</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/folklore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>folklore</span></a></p>
Claire Billaud :mastodon:<p>Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password. It's not stroganoff. 😜 </p><p><a href="https://shelter.moe/tags/BadumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadumTss</span></a></p>
Joshua C. Colp 🇨🇦 🚴 🏃 🚣♂️<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.dinn.ca/@steve" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>steve</span></a></span> Tip: Keep your software updated. <a href="https://oceanplayground.social/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
JeanPhiG<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mamot.fr/@kawoua" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>kawoua</span></a></span> A ne pas confondre avec le concessionnaire automobile du coin <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BadumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadumTss</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JeanBlaguin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JeanBlaguin</span></a></p>
Irritationshintergrund🍑<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mostodon.de/@Mo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Mo</span></a></span> du hast aber heute (Achtung!) einen Lauf <a href="https://skeptics.social/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
Zbigniew 'Emill' Pławecki ♿️🎮<p>Co mowi Geralt jak znajdzie swoje miecze?</p><p>Toussaint</p><p><a href="https://101010.pl/tags/BadumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadumTss</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/gry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gry</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/giereczkowo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>giereczkowo</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/suchar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>suchar</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/PasjonaciUbogiegoZartu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PasjonaciUbogiegoZartu</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/Wiedzmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wiedzmin</span></a> <a href="https://101010.pl/tags/przprszm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>przprszm</span></a></p>
Irritationshintergrund🍑<p>Wenn ihr mal jemanden so richtig quälen wollt oder auf Boomer Humor steht: <br>Hab gerade einen Podcast entdeckt, in dem ein Skeptiker Witze aus einem Witzebuch vorliest.<br>Witze für alle.<br>"Was machen ein Bauer und eine Bäuerin im Bett?" - "Ein Bäuerchen" <a href="https://skeptics.social/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
Zilahu<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@connorhu" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>connorhu</span></a></span> seholSE <a href="https://mastodon.laca.dev/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
Andreas Kilgus<p>Guten Morgen.</p><p>Warum heißt es Fachhändler für Geklöppeltes und nicht Spitzenverdiener?</p><p><a href="https://friendica.andreaskilgus.de/search?tag=Wortschleudergang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wortschleudergang</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.andreaskilgus.de/search?tag=wortspielhoelle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wortspielhoelle</span></a> <a href="https://friendica.andreaskilgus.de/search?tag=BaDumTss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BaDumTss</span></a></p>
Daniel<p>Varför jobbar en jurist aldrig ensam?<br>För att deras yrke handlar om lagarbete. <a href="https://mastodon.nu/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
Hans Vink 🐦<p>Rapper bij wie het dak erop gaat:</p><p>Rônnie Circonflexe</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/badumtss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badumtss</span></a></p>
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