Wa Zo Bia<p>Meanwhile...</p><p>In another part of the Vast Crime Scene known as <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Nigeria" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Nigeria</span></a>, the leading Presidential Candidate (Bola Ahmed <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Tinubu" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tinubu</span></a>, aka <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BoboChicago" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BoboChicago</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EscoBAT" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>EscoBAT</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Amonda" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Amonda</span></a>, he of indeterminate origin and history) and his Vice (Terrorist-Enabler and <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BokoHaram" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BokoHaram</span></a> Patron Saint, Shettima) are seen openly doing what they've been doing all their adult lives - Bribery and Vote Buying.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/NextLevel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NextLevel</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TraderMoni" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TraderMoni</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BabanrigaBank" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BabanrigaBank</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ShowAndBuy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ShowAndBuy</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EFCC" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>EFCC</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/INEC" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>INEC</span></a></p>