GayDeceiver<p>&quot;Why do I have to take another hypospray, Bones? I&#39;m perfectly healthy!&quot;<br />&quot;Did you have relations with the alien?&quot;<br />&quot;One does not kiss and tell.&quot;<br />&quot;I know you did because the bioscan shows you&#39;re hosting a new life.&quot;<br />&quot;Wait. What?&quot;<br />&quot;Didn&#39;t you know? In their species, the male carries the little bundle of joy to term, and then the new spawn chews its way out of the host through the chest. It&#39;s first meal it&#39;s the father.&quot;<br />&quot;OK. Gimme the hypo.&quot;<br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Bones" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bones</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Kirk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Kirk</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/McCoy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>McCoy</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AlienRelations" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AlienRelations</span></a></p>