*KBC*

Amitabh Bachchan: When was Battle of Panipat fought?

Nirmala Sitharaman: I don't know. My family didn't take part in it.

*KBC*

Amitabh Bachchan: When was Battle of Panipat fought?

Nirmala Sitharaman: I don't know. My family didn't take part in it.

Madam ... पानी नहीं आ रहा

@nsitharaman
मैं ज्यादा नहीं धोती ... I belong to the family where धोना is not very important ( so I don't care 😏)

Onion and Garlic increases sex desires and agression in Humans. It's Masterstroke by Modiji to increase their prices and keep crime rates under control. Waah Modiji Waah

वालिद जो थे अब्बा हमारे वो प्याज नहीं खाते थे

मैंने कभी स्कूटर की किक नहीं मारी पेट्रोल से क्या लेना देना

फर्जी डिग्री वाले फिर कभी देश को शिक्षित नही होने देंगे??

I am getting security so I don’t care about crime in country

Corporates: Mandi ho rahi hai.
Nirmala: Sitharaman: Yeh lo 10% corporate tax cut.

Common Man: Madam, onions bhut mehnga ho gaya hai.
Nirmala Sitharaman: Main kya karu, I don't eat onions.

I always think about benefits in rainy season
Because cloud hai benefit kar sakte hai

I do not study maths
Because maths never helped einstein to discover gravity

Modi does not like a classless society, because he has never attended any class.

Modi does not like a classless society, because he has never attended any class.

Nirmala Sitharaman doesn't care about middle class coz she was always a backbencher.

I don't eat onions much, so don't worry -
@nsitharaman

I get free petrol as a minister, so don't worry about prices -
@RamdasAthawale

GDP figure won't be useful in future -
@nishikant_dubey

Maths didn't help Einstein discover gravity -
@PiyushGoyal

वित्त मंत्री जी,

मोदी जी फकीर हैं तो क्या पूरा देश ही घर परिवार छोड़ कर फकीर बन जाए?


People don't care about Toilet paper prices because they read Chetan Bhagat's books. 😂

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