I don't believe it.

I've got a *date* this afternoon (first time in ages). Overnight, a big, red protuberance has developed on my nose.

The gods of chance are having fun with me.


@fitheach Do the "dead cat" strategy: get into a fight, get nose broken, get stitches etc. over zit, show up to date rugged, say "you should have seen the other guy". Thank me later. 😄​

I thought you had to throw a dead cat on the table. 😃

Good idea though. I'll blame it on play fighting with the dog.

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