@thor Would toots do this, but it would require hardware otherwise it's just a click counter :P
@brandon Oh, you’re not using your imagination
@brandon You can log the type of fart, what might have caused it, where the fart happened, who the victims were, and then plot graphs of your fart history.
@thor You've created an excel spreadsheet :P
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