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Is there any chance y'all could afford to send me money for dental surgery? I need $10,050 left. Anything you can spare would go a long way. Please.

My paypal is spookiestwitch@outlook.com

my venmo is @raging-strikes

cash app is $nsupervoid

Please. I would like to stop having blood infection and pain. :/ I can pay you back once the attorneys finalize my home sale.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no
guarantee of eventual success.
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I guess I use a Mac because I don't have time to learn how to
use a computer.
-- Sydney Pollack
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@quad @thor Also since Level3 wasn't respecting route withdrawals, as most ISP tried to shut down their links with Level3, that was resulting in blackholes... that aggravated the situation as well.
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Mobile apps have folks so hobbled, the idea of loading a website in the default web browser is completely alien to them.

Ai-yi-yi.

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yall with your fancy NVMe SSDs
i have never used any storage faster than 5400 RPM HDD
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Theory: ancient aliens had absolutely no influence on human history, but they do run the History Channel and try to make us think they did have influence on human history.

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>finds online a restaurant I didn't know of
>tries to see the menu on their website
>no menu, no price
>"obtain a quote"
Look, I just want to eat, I don't plan to make a long term investment or something
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ELON MUSK: We are currently designing a spaceship with the head of a lemur, and the body of a porcupine, and the tail will look like an iguana's tail, and it will transport 353,048 people, and it will land on Mars, and Mars will be breathable, and there will be food and a golden ticket for one person who gets to tour my apartment on Mars

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I have to admit, my ego is slightly inflated (even though i did nothing to earn it really) by the fact that I am the first person in the history of the fediverse to have a post on the front page of #HackerNews

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