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@stux@mstdn.socialThat's an awesome swing! This bear mus be heavy. Write a positive review: "This swing was tested by bears”
Such an agile bear! *Jaw drops to floor*
@stux i watched that tv show bear and he looks nothing like this. FAKE!
@stux @knuppelbeer is this you?...
@stux It even runs to the swing like human children do and then wanting both swings 
@stux hard to argue with that enthusiasm!
@stux Omg, that's sooooo funny!!! Bears are people, too 
NB they/them @stux Animals know what fun is and they like to have it.
@stux @maudenificent recently learned there’s a facility that tests things for bearproofness by setting bears loose on them https://youtu.be/Xn_O2li_jpk
fascinating, thank you!
@stux , delightful durability!
@stux incredible Thanks for a laugh too!
It certainly must cover the bear essentials.
@stux cool bear
@stux That's cool, but after seeing those first couple of seconds I'd never be letting the kids on the swing ever again!
@agbuckley @stux right? Hopefully kids make enough noise to keep the bear away, but that run at the beginning made me terrified to think what if a kid was out there at the time!? I'd be putting up a 6' fence and let the bear have that damn swingset.
“I noticed a bear kept going on my swing in the backyard, so I invited all the neighborhood children over to play there.”
@stux
Only extra-good children are allowed to play on the special swing set next to the bear forest.
@stux and you let a wild bear continue to use your garden swing? How absolutely beautiful of you - you are a precious person 
@stux it's very relaxing
@stux He's having so much fun!!!
@stux How fortunate are you.
There was a study by Johanna Meijer in 2009 that placed rodent running wheels in the wild and filmed them: many did, just for the pleasure of running!
"Rats, shrews, and even frogs found their way to the wheel—more than 12,000 animals over 3 years. The creatures seemed to relish the feeling of running without going anywhere."
https://www.science.org/content/article/even-wild-mice-run-wheels
@stux You win the internet today 
post more of this silly 
#lazysunday #wildlife
@stux my hubby and I had a good laugh!
@stux "Mama, Papa and Baby Bear agree: it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing! 5 stars"
@stux cocaine bear needs a place to chill while he's coming down
@stux "I come here to get away from it all....I think the other bears just don't.....'get me'...."
@stux Extend the playground and donate him a trampoline.
I think the claws would shred a trampoline pretty quickly!
@innerspacegirl That should be part of the fun.
@innerspacegirl @RenkeSiems
Duh!
Bear proof trampoline of course.
Just for the heck of it. (And the amazing videos, naturally)
@stux having the time of their life!
@stux This absolutely just made my day!
@stux That is the sweetest thing ever.
@stux Wow! That is so cute, funny, amd amazing all at that same time! Do you know where this was?
@stux that is a strong swing!
done differently Alt review:
"Tested by ears but attracts ear's. From the video the fence height looks like the main issue, though? From a fun stand point the bear looked like it was enjoying the swing. 10/10"
Dagnabbit, Pascaline! @stux each time I see things like this I wonder why so many people don't realise animals are intelligent enough to find ways to enjoy themselves and have fun; this is creativity, which proves intelligence and sentience.
@stux that’s amazing
@stux There is an actual 'bear-proof' test for products, as Tom Scott explains.
@stux Incredible 
@stux A bear that likes to sit and swing. Scary if the kids are outside, but, it's cute as can be.