@stux Please tell me this is on his dating profile. :blobtoiletpaper:

@stux He has toiletpaper and a heartbeat, he's my type.

@shebang I don’t have his profile link sorry! 😿

@shebang @stux Yes, but how many surgical masks and N95 respirators does he own?

@stux

I'm helping myself with the English dictionary, what is your name and where do you live?

@stux

Deshalb liebe ich Mastodon... es kommt zwischendrin auch immer mal was Lustiges! Bildunterschrift: "I don't hamster, it's a need for me."

@stux I wonder what he'll do when it's time to hit the pot, if he's gonna be this way??

@stux The way he's dressed up, it'll be more of shitting the pants. (Language, I know)

@stux I accidentally spilled some 70% rubbing alcohol, that made me feel opulent.

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