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PSA: At the holidays, it is tempting to drink too much alcohol. Sometimes, bothersome relatives also accelerate this process. Thereafter, people who have had too much to drink will attempt to drive. This is bad at any time and can be especially tragic at the holidays.
Please don't do it! If you are tempted to drink, contact me (in advance, if possible). I have a group of dedicated volunteers who are willing to help. We will do your drinking for you so you can drive sober.
This is the kind of selfless, generous attitude I have come to expect from you, kind sir.
Keep up the good work! And Merry Christmas!
@ParadeGrotesque
And may your holidays be bright
@spaf I'm aiming more for a dimly sort of fuzzy half-awake type of holidays myself. Where do I sign up for your volunteer group, please?
@ParadeGrotesque