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you're right for the most part, but sometimes they do need to be clipped, especially in older cats. a claw of my mom's poor, old cat curled in and penetrated the pad :blobcatscared: he gets regular clippings now

"It is time we found you a prince to marry," the king said.
"Dad," said the princess.
"Or princess, yes. Now, should we hold a masked ball, or ask that a monster is slain?"
"Dad."
"I know you swing both ways, either is fine."
"Dad."
"What?"
"There are more than two options."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

The knight bestowed a kiss so tender upon the princess' hand that her heart melted instantly, wishing those lips upon her own.

"Fight well," she gasped.

The knight lifted her head, giving the princess a soft and knowing smile, "For you, I will give my all, if you want it."

"The window of my... heart... is open to you," the princess disclosed with a blush.

The knight did not win the tournament but thankfully she was a very good climber...

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

So far this year...
Books read: 100
Films watched: 3.5
:welp:

They sat together in the pouring rain.

Water bounced from the scales of the woman's tail, dripping from her elaborate fins.

The other crossed their legs and tipped their ashen face up to the sky.

'It's nice to see you in the day,' said the woman. She wove a strand of seaweed into the other's hair.

'It's nice to see you on the surface.'

They leaned their head on the woman's scaly shoulder and enjoyed their stolen moment for as long as the rain would last.

#microfiction #TootFic #MerMay

to people who make their cars sound awfully loud on purpose 

fuck you

The sailor insisted, "No, I assure you, I have the largest and most powerful wife."

The other drinkers at the table laughed, surely the gnome married to the giantess was the clear winner in this discussion.

"I'll have you know," the sailor continued as she rose and stumbled to the window, gazing out to the water lovingly, "That I am happily married to the sea."

She waved, and the ocean waved back.

Reactions to this revelation were mixed.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

Every sunset, upon the rock most west of the beach, the piper played for an audience of one.

The mermaid would surface near the old wreck, improvising a song or simply harmonizing. Her voice echoed more than she realized and her skin shimmered in the twilight.

She was not at all as stealthy as she thought.

But the piper never let on that she knew - what if the mermaid was scared away, or dragged her under?

This was fine, for now.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy #MerMay

"The witch won't make me a love potion," the young woman said. "Will you teach me to fence?"
The swordmaster considered this.
"Will you challenge a rival, or the one whose heart you desire?"
"She says she will only marry one who can best her."
"Oh," the swordmaster said. "Her."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

The Bee-keeper made candles, which she sold along with honey at the Market.

A young prince came by her stall one day. He spoke candidly and with respect. She treated him like any other good customer.

The next day she received an invitation to the castle, horse and all. After much thought, she accepted.

The prince greeted her with joy, introducing her to his mother, the long widowed queen.

The queen and bee-keeper married the next spring.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

"How long can I borrow this book?"
"It will return after four weeks," the librarian said.
"What, by itself?"
"Look at the Ex Libris stamp."
"Is that a magic sigil?"
"It will return to where it should be."
"Do all books return?"
"Not all. We assume they have another place to be."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy books and that’s kind of the same thing. – Anonymous

happy lesbian visibility day only to lesbians who don't have weird hangups about labels or form unhealthy exclusionary cliques

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