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@rysiek@mstdn.socialWe are getting ready to expand our Torment Nexus experiences in your region.
To help bring these experiences to you we will kidnap your firstborn, based on our legitimate interest.
This means you have a right to object. If your objection is honored we might return your firstborn at some point.
We have updated our firstborn policy. Pray we don't update it any further.
@rysiek [clicks the notification to open the objection form]
This form is not available in you region.
@rysiek "by loading this policy, you agree to the terms expressed herein"
@rysiek "you can opt out by not having a firstborn"
@oliof by having a firstborn you obviously agreed to the terms of the Torment Nexus Firstborn Policy.
Why else would you have had a firstborn in the first place, if not to do just that?