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I've long believed that Democrats need brand advertising. Not advertising for specific candidates, but advertising for the Democratic brand as a whole.

So I roughed together a few ad ideas

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Ad 1: All Hat, No Cattle

A group of farm workers in jeans & boots lean on a battered work truck talking. A Democrats sticker is visible. A new absolutely clean truck pulls up. Out steps a old guy in khakis and cowboy hat. He jokes with the workers; they play along, but give each other eye rolls. As the guy starts back to his truck, he steps in something. The camera zooms in, revealing that he’s wearing dress shoes. As he drives away, we see the Republicans sticker on the truck.
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Ad 2: Democrats Get **** Done

Workers in a factory. It is loud, but organized. The line is moving. Suddenly the line stops and all goes quiet. Three old execs walk in. They say some corporate buzzwords then one goes to a worker and pulls the tool out of his hand, demonstrating poorly. The worker nods, giving amused looks at his coworkers. When the execs leave, the workers go back to doing things the right way and the line starts moving again. We see a “Democrats” sticker on a toolbox.
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Ad 3: Your Business is Yours

A woman is trying to talk to her doctor but there is loud yelling & they can't hear each other. The camera reveals an open door. In is is a stereotypical televangelist is yelling about weird bible verses. The doctor touches the woman’s arm and mouths “just a second.” She stands up and shuts the door, & she sits back down and asks the woman, “now what were you saying?” A “Democrats” sticker is visible on the now-shut doors.

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Steve Morrison

Ad 4: Gym Bros

A group of guys in too-tight gym clothes stand outside a gym. They are having a loud conversation with lots of yelling (“bam,” fist bumps, “two plates”). Two try to chest bump. The focus shifts and we see through the gym window a man quietly lifting. We pan back to the crowd. A moment later the doors open and the guy inside walks out. The pseudo-gym-bros fall quiet as he walks through them and gets into an old muscle car. We see the Democrats sticker as it drives away.
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