'the CONSTITUTION gives me the RIGHT to TASE MYSELF in the BALLS'
'ma'am this is ar—'
'oh, i'm sorry, is the snowflake offended? are you offended? do i offend you???'
I come here to type "toot toot bitches" into the void
Quite the time to be a lesbian
Things that happened in 2020 that I’m grateful for: 1. WAP
Why does my brain interpret any sub-optimal physical state as anxiety?
you can finally start boosting this
every day I see more evidence that the cishets are indeed not okay
FELLAS is it gay to become? You be growing or coming to be. 😳😳
2020: the year that seeing group photos made me angry
Process your own emotions
Bananas are berries.
DEAL WITH IT
@Defectivetrxgedy ACAB includes Paul Blart
@email@example.com he really woke up ever day and chose violence
I love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful because they be passionate as fuck. 🥰
yeah i "read theory"
*gestures at stack of teen vogue magazines*
the existence of a hiccup implies the existence of a hiccdown
instagram: jeans that cut into your stomach and a bra WITH A WIRE; t-shirt has a tag stub that knows just how to scratch/tickle you despite best efforts to remove it
mastodon: underwear and wool sucks with a fuzzy hoodie; bra has been burned; bed
Cis allies: Love is love! Gender's a construct!
Also cis allies: *changing pronouns in lyrics to be heterosexual*
I'm following too many people for my feed to be this dead. How DARE you celebrate a holiday with your loved ones instead of shitposting with me
@rho_lou good! Nothing burned😊
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