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Sir, please. This is my emotional support toot

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If you're here because I peer pressured you from instagram, start here ❤️

github.com/joyeusenoelle/Guide

Love,
ur queer mom

'the CONSTITUTION gives me the RIGHT to TASE MYSELF in the BALLS'

'ma'am this is ar—'

'oh, i'm sorry, is the snowflake offended? are you offended? do i offend you???'

I come here to type "toot toot bitches" into the void

Things that happened in 2020 that I’m grateful for: 1. WAP

Why does my brain interpret any sub-optimal physical state as anxiety?

every day I see more evidence that the cishets are indeed not okay

FELLAS is it gay to become? You be growing or coming to be. 😳😳

2020: the year that seeing group photos made me angry

I love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful because they be passionate as fuck. 🥰

yeah i "read theory"

*gestures at stack of teen vogue magazines*

the existence of a hiccup implies the existence of a hiccdown

instagram: jeans that cut into your stomach and a bra WITH A WIRE; t-shirt has a tag stub that knows just how to scratch/tickle you despite best efforts to remove it

mastodon: underwear and wool sucks with a fuzzy hoodie; bra has been burned; bed

Cis allies: Love is love! Gender's a construct!

Also cis allies: *changing pronouns in lyrics to be heterosexual*

I'm following too many people for my feed to be this dead. How DARE you celebrate a holiday with your loved ones instead of shitposting with me

Folks on mastodon be like:

*typing* I have a yeast infection.

aaaaaaaannnnnnnnd *toot*

Enjoying myself, just to spite all this other bullshit that's happening

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