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It’s 2022 we can stop pretending that horse racing matters.

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Haven’t been in here in a long time now. Jumped back in when I noticed the official Mastodon app. You guys use it or something else?

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April fool's day is over. We can go back to believing everything we read on the internet.

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My wife made me a PB&J sandwich. The crust was not cut off. It was not cut in half. STOP TREATING ME LIKE AN ADULT!

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Social distancing bonus for my neighbor with the Toyota Highlander. It'll be months before they hear "There can be only one..." from me.

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The new Sleep Number caskets are distasteful.

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Do you get a free bike with every Volkswagen purchase?

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If I could be one TV character I'd be the other Darryl.

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I like The Who because I can relate to the lyrics. Example: I'm always noticing the suppleness of pinball players wrists.

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Haven't been on here in like a year. Not sure my account still exists. Made a new one. Trying to remember how things work around here.

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