It’s 2022 we can stop pretending that horse racing matters.
Haven’t been in here in a long time now. Jumped back in when I noticed the official Mastodon app. You guys use it or something else?
April fool's day is over. We can go back to believing everything we read on the internet.
My wife made me a PB&J sandwich. The crust was not cut off. It was not cut in half. STOP TREATING ME LIKE AN ADULT!
Social distancing bonus for my neighbor with the Toyota Highlander. It'll be months before they hear "There can be only one..." from me.
The new Sleep Number caskets are distasteful.
Do you get a free bike with every Volkswagen purchase?
If I could be one TV character I'd be the other Darryl.
I like The Who because I can relate to the lyrics. Example: I'm always noticing the suppleness of pinball players wrists.
Screwdrivers
Haven't been on here in like a year. Not sure my account still exists. Made a new one. Trying to remember how things work around here.
A general-purpose Mastodon server with a 1000 character limit.