電視新聞報導七月要發送的振興券政策,用百貨公司購衣為例,攪和了信用卡優惠進去講,聽得糊裡糊塗的,愣沒明白到底是怎麼個用法。

很想打電話給電視台:編輯主管腦子是讓病毒吃了嗎?說明還不如直播賣東西的清楚!👹

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Every time I walked Wawa my dog, the stray Flora always keeps company with Wawa. Flora takes Wawa as her best friend, even getting closer than her father Rhabarber. 😅

They go on adventure and have fun together. I don’t know what causes this friendship but I do enjoy their lovely dating every day. 🥰🥰

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如果廿年前有人說自己會為了上網發牢騷、無廣告環境而付費給站方,十有八九會嗤之以鼻,覺得不如相信手錶能通話還靠譜些。

室友說:這就叫人算不如天算。🙄🙄🙄

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從捷運站出來時,被前方長髮長腿妹子超短熱褲給嚇傻了:一對小半球的白白屁股明晃晃露出在黑色抓鬚褲緣下,特別顯眼。

那時好想抓妹子肩搖晃喊:
不管是胸部屁股還是肚子,球狀部位就該蓋住啊!

繞去找南部肉粽商家,結果在旁邊找到便當店,五日節對胖子來說好危險。

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自己是走路都會停下來拍樁象的人, 昆蟲世界對我來說真的是很奇妙~

嘟友們如果對生態或昆蟲有興趣者, 來台灣可以帶這些昆蟲科普書回去給小朋友看看呀. :flan_book:

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“The Communist Party doesn’t care anymore about the reactions, because it’s about survival, the stability of the one-party system, avoiding the fate of the Soviet Union,”
“中共不再在乎国际上的反应,因为这关乎生存,关乎一党制的稳定,关乎避免苏联的命运,”

cn.nytimes.com/china/20200525/

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"Just as under colonial rule, the people of Hong Kong can neither choose their own leader nor fully shape how their government is run. "
就像在殖民统治时期一样,香港人民既不能选择自己的领导人,也无权充分影响政府的运作方式。

cn.nytimes.com/china/20200526/

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鏡傳媒推出禿子v. 漢子系列報導寫魚侯鬩牆,KMT山中無老虎,剩倆小丑打架戲碼,吸引的砲火還不如時力陳淑華的執政黨當局提案函呢。

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這個故事告訴我們,真的不要以為拉美鄉民跟他們政府一樣軟弱好欺負。

還沒開始使用呢,推上出現Notion CEO發文,這才知道原來是華國人,囧:那還是移除好了。沒辦法,抖音啦Zoom啦這些前車之鑑在,實在難以放心使用。

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咦咦咦?網頁版通知欄顯示:上傳照片出現的突然不是縮圖,而是圖片網址呢!但app跟主頁仍維持縮圖顯示。覺得奇妙~(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

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不知怎的,湯不熱同步到推特的設定忽然跑掉了,原本就因時不時自動關閉而煩心,這下直接需要重設,大為惱火,決定之後還是直接從臉書轉推好了,少繞到湯不熱更省事呢。

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The injured dog went to the pharmacy. Showed his paw and asked for help. The pharmacist helped and gave food.

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When people tell me there are some that can be converted to living in this world peacefully if they just had the right information, I highly doubt it when I see things like people hanging a governor in effigy over their inability to pile into bars for a little while.

Republicans and Democrats alike condemn effigy of Beshear that was hanged at state Capitol: courier-journal.com/story/news

“Instigate implies responsibility for initiating or encouraging someone else's action and usually suggests dubious or underhanded intent.”

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day is "instigate"

merriam-webster.com/word-of-th

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