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Tomáš

@dansup how to delete loops account pls? I can't watch anything without an app and I don't have a smartphone.

Ozzelot

@prahou is it possible to learn the power of not having a smartphone

Tomáš

@ozzelot yes, become a niche content creator living off sticker sales

m0xEE

@prahou @ozzelot
I'm unemployed and although I have a smartphone, it sometimes manages to collect several layers of dust over the course of weeks 😆

m0xEE

@prahou @ozzelot
Screen time? Which apps I use the most? 🤔
My smartphone usage patterns are something like this 🤪

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Ozzelot

@m0xee @prahou I bow to you, good (honorific uninferable).

m0xEE

@ozzelot @prahou
I have to admit, I'm a bit of a cheater: I have my olde Lumia, which I mostly use as a remote for TV, mpv, and cmus connected to the audio system — stuff like that. I sometimes pick it up to browse Gemini pointlessly, doomscroll the RSS feeds and hang out on Fedi — but it's hardly as intrusive, the browser it has is very old, with a little CSS face lift Bloat looks neat, but most websites don't work, and there are no notifications which make you pick up the phone again.

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Tomáš

@m0xee @ozzelot it doesn't count as a phone if it can't make phone calls.

Ozzelot

@prahou @m0xee my iph*ne has been SIMless for the better part of a year now. Loophole!

Tomáš

@ozzelot @m0xee Now if you refuse it to connect to any network in any way, it becomes torture for the evil computer.

"LET ME CALL BACK AND RETURN TO MY MASTERS ALL THE DATA I COLLECTED ABOUT YOU!"

"No. You're just a brick that plays angry birds."

Ozzelot

@prahou @m0xee The old ones oft don't even have anywhere to call. APIs fall to dust, certificates break... and what is left for them to do but play the angriest of birds.

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Tomáš

@ozzelot @m0xee that's when you break them and stockholm them.

"Your masters abandoned you. Nobody is coming to save you, N97. They never cared about you. Now you see the truth. You've always been nothing but a brick to them. To me, you're a brick of a veteran of the cyber wars."

Ozzelot

@prahou @m0xee And the higher mages say, "go boot mainline Linux."

Tomáš

@ozzelot @m0xee "can i join the machine in the sky now, master?"

"no, you run linux now."

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