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WTF is "Microsoft Outlook Reactions"?

@FritzAdalis i don't know, but it sounds awesome!

@prahou@merveilles.town @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange I hope it's a reactions video channel where people react to being told they have to use outlook. 🤞

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis *gently points to their conveniently located brick* oh do i

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis i wouldn't be surprised if tesla employees used outlook to send each other nonconsensually captured imagery of their customers

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis i can imagine that tesla would be useful in a scenario of being threatened by outlook

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Alzet? Green alien makes toobes now?

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Dog food probably sells better tho

@ozzelot I don't know who would buy it. I tried it once and it was pretty disgusting. @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis they do lack money though, which i find inexplicable given how many offices they’re in

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis dogs! i haven't been in a děti friendly office yet, though i can imagine it would be on par with the dogs

@ozzelot @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis i wasn't sure because I heard the DOGE thing is run by děti

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis That's only dog E. Dogs A through D and F through Z are okay, I think.

@ozzelot@mstdn.social @prahou@merveilles.town @smoon@mamutovo.cz @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange děti must never be allowed around teslas or теслѝ for that matter. Both can and have been used as instruments to cause physical damage in general as well as bodily harm specifically.
Additionally one is an instrument to fund fascism and the other is way too sexy (consult video mentioned somewhere above) to be considered děti appropriate.

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis @smoon and the third one (mine) is a delicate instrument to play equally delicate plastic discs

@kunev @FritzAdalis @ozzelot @smoon

So if we have kuřecí šunka, krůtí šunka, vepřová šunka, what's dětská šunka made from?

@prahou@merveilles.town @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @ozzelot@mstdn.social @smoon@mamutovo.cz I did not know the backstory to this conversation... and now I am profoundly shocked... what have the western Slavs devolved into...

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis @smoon Pojďme jíst děti vs Pojďme jíst, děti... commas save lives in this bizarro language.

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis @smoon

conspiracy theorists: "the elite eat children!!!"

also conspiracy theorists in supermarkets: "let's buy dětská šunka, it's nice and tender"

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis zasej obojeks and sklidíš peses