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@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis *gently points to their conveniently located brick* oh do i

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis is this about the tesla still?

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis i wouldn't be surprised if tesla employees used outlook to send each other nonconsensually captured imagery of their customers

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis That goes without saying, but I meant this tesla: https://blewsky.social/notes/a2zzjv37k68v03lm

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis i can imagine that tesla would be useful in a scenario of being threatened by outlook

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis it never ends

https://img.smoon.cz/img/5o3qld.jpg

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis why is it sideways

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis i just stole it from @smoon ask him

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis @smoon why is it sideways

@ozzelot why not?

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis

@smoon @ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis here you go, i fixed it

@ozzelot makes more sense than dog food. @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Dog food probably sells better tho

@ozzelot I don't know who would buy it. I tried it once and it was pretty disgusting. @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis

@prahou hot dog?

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis

@smoon dětská šunka @ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis

@smoon @ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis

also the tesla thread apparently moved here: https://mamutovo.cz/@smoon/114030656709120160

@unterwasser

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis i hope we didn't manifest that collage thing, we'd have some explaining to do and i find it utterly inexplicable

@ozzelot @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis if we did, it's hanging on a wall behind 2cm's of bulletproof glass in Louvre

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis do we get any commission from tickets

@ozzelot @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis oh, we didnt manifest ourselves as the artists. we just manifested the art piece. Pretty sure it's by Banksy.

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Part of me gets why we didn't manifest ourselves as the artists. Though perhaps the collage manifested us as much as we manifested it.

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis I don't have a licnec
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@ozzelot @prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis
You can print the collage from that night in colour, laminate it and use it instead — I think it would be enough for the road police to confirm that you are authorised to drive that vehicle… or any other vehicle… or pilot a spaceship

@m0xee @prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis fuck piloting a spaceship lemme pilot a modular

@m0xee @prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Quorkle! Or whatever us normal cats say.

@m0xee @prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis oh, the windowsity!

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis they do lack money though, which i find inexplicable given how many offices they’re in

@ozzelot @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis dogs or děti?

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis dogs! i haven't been in a děti friendly office yet, though i can imagine it would be on par with the dogs

@ozzelot @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis i wasn't sure because I heard the DOGE thing is run by děti

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis That's only dog E. Dogs A through D and F through Z are okay, I think.

@ozzelot@mstdn.social @prahou@merveilles.town @smoon@mamutovo.cz @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange děti must never be allowed around teslas or теслѝ for that matter. Both can and have been used as instruments to cause physical damage in general as well as bodily harm specifically.
Additionally one is an instrument to fund fascism and the other is way too sexy (consult video mentioned somewhere above) to be considered děti appropriate.

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis @smoon and the third one (mine) is a delicate instrument to play equally delicate plastic discs

@prahou@merveilles.town @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @ozzelot@mstdn.social @smoon@mamutovo.cz I did not know the backstory to this conversation... and now I am profoundly shocked... what have the western Slavs devolved into...

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis @smoon Pojďme jíst děti vs Pojďme jíst, děti... commas save lives in this bizarro language.

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis @smoon

conspiracy theorists: "the elite eat children!!!"

also conspiracy theorists in supermarkets: "let's buy dětská šunka, it's nice and tender"