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WTF is "Microsoft Outlook Reactions"?

@FritzAdalis i don't know, but it sounds awesome!

@prahou@merveilles.town @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange I hope it's a reactions video channel where people react to being told they have to use outlook. 🤞

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis *gently points to their conveniently located brick* oh do i

Ozzelot

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis i wouldn't be surprised if tesla employees used outlook to send each other nonconsensually captured imagery of their customers

@prahou @kunev @FritzAdalis i can imagine that tesla would be useful in a scenario of being threatened by outlook

@ozzelot @kunev @FritzAdalis would you say it's a... reaction tesla?

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Alzet? Green alien makes toobes now?

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Dog food probably sells better tho

@ozzelot I don't know who would buy it. I tried it once and it was pretty disgusting. @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis

@prahou @ozzelot @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis
ALZET Sales Strategies here ITT 🫠

@m0xee @ozzelot @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis i am 44% sure we just manifested this into reality.

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis i hope we didn't manifest that collage thing, we'd have some explaining to do and i find it utterly inexplicable

@ozzelot @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis if we did, it's hanging on a wall behind 2cm's of bulletproof glass in Louvre

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis do we get any commission from tickets

@ozzelot @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis oh, we didnt manifest ourselves as the artists. we just manifested the art piece. Pretty sure it's by Banksy.

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis Part of me gets why we didn't manifest ourselves as the artists. Though perhaps the collage manifested us as much as we manifested it.

@prahou @m0xee @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis I don't have a licnec
lozenge
papers

@ozzelot @prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis
You can print the collage from that night in colour, laminate it and use it instead — I think it would be enough for the road police to confirm that you are authorised to drive that vehicle… or any other vehicle… or pilot a spaceship 🤪

@m0xee @prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis fuck piloting a spaceship lemme pilot a modular

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis they do lack money though, which i find inexplicable given how many offices they’re in

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis dogs! i haven't been in a děti friendly office yet, though i can imagine it would be on par with the dogs

@ozzelot @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis i wasn't sure because I heard the DOGE thing is run by děti

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis That's only dog E. Dogs A through D and F through Z are okay, I think.

@ozzelot@mstdn.social @prahou@merveilles.town @smoon@mamutovo.cz @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange děti must never be allowed around teslas or теслѝ for that matter. Both can and have been used as instruments to cause physical damage in general as well as bodily harm specifically.
Additionally one is an instrument to fund fascism and the other is way too sexy (consult video mentioned somewhere above) to be considered děti appropriate.

@kunev @prahou @FritzAdalis @smoon and the third one (mine) is a delicate instrument to play equally delicate plastic discs

@kunev @FritzAdalis @ozzelot @smoon

So if we have kuřecí šunka, krůtí šunka, vepřová šunka, what's dětská šunka made from?

@prahou @smoon @kunev @FritzAdalis zasej obojeks and sklidíš peses

@prahou @ozzelot @kunev
Now I have a song I can't understand stuck in my head.