I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on
anyway so this is a real song now https://mathstodon.xyz/@andrewt/112380073199982452
@andrewt The HP thought terrifies me (though I don't maintain any printers, and at home I have a LaserJet).