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My coronation ... err ... convention is terrific.
My son's girlfriend gave a classy, wonderful speech where she absolutely didn't seem like a shrieking lunatic ... and it's just been up, up, up from there.
Sleepy, Beepy, Fleepy Joe won't know what hit him when every member of the Trump family who hasn't written a book about me makes a hostage video ... I mean speech at the convention.

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It's another wonderful, stupendous, gold-plated day here at the White House. I've been fielding calls all morning from foreign leaders telling me what an amazing job I'm doing with this Whoo doggie virus.
"Sir, I can't believe ANYONE could ever be as amazing and fantastic as you are! You're saving the world!"

Look at this classy, wonderful statue. It's just a terrific statue, and not even a little skin-peelingly creepy.
Many people, many important people, have come up to me and said "Sir, that's the classiest, least creepy statue ever made. God bless you for being the inspiration for such a classy statue."

I can't wait to make my speech at . My Favorite Steves (Miller & Bannon) are punching it up now ... it will be a strong speech about what a tough guy (and eternal victim) I am.

It will mention "unfairness" at least once every 90 seconds (or I'll send it back! )

... and a Trump-sized "Guten abend" to @stux

It's a stupendously classy greeting. Just a terrific greeting. Everybody says so. Thank you!

@stux
Have a classy, wonderful, fantastic Christmas. Just a terrific Christmas. Everybody says you should.

Your favorite president has been treated unfairly by the Supreme Court ... they haven't accepted the mountains of evidence we can't produce (but everyone knows it's there) ... the bookies said I had a 8 trillion percent chance of winning! Bad for the country. Very unfair. Thank you!

I actually won the election ... it was a landslide.
Give me more money and I'll prove it.
The deep state courts want "standing" and "evidence." So unfair. Thank you!

I just watched "A Charlie Brown Christmas" on PBS. What a loser he is! He couldn't even find a gold-plated tree ... they're so classy and tasteful. Just like Melania's "modeling" pictures.

Your favorite president won this election. By a lot!
Sleepy, creepy, fleepy Joe doesn't know where he is, but he masterminded a complex, multi-state election theft.

Hello everybody! I've been bravely staying in my bunker while the greatest lawyers in the history of the world send out the best legal papers around. They're just terrific papers. Everybody says so ... I won this election, by a lot.

My coronation ... err ... convention is terrific.
My son's girlfriend gave a classy, wonderful speech where she absolutely didn't seem like a shrieking lunatic ... and it's just been up, up, up from there.
Sleepy, Beepy, Fleepy Joe won't know what hit him when every member of the Trump family who hasn't written a book about me makes a hostage video ... I mean speech at the convention.

Sleepy treepy peepy steepy fleepy Joe has finally picked his running mate ... Phony Kamala. She's really a terrible person who was rude to ol' Fleepy ... she's so terrible, I gave her $6,000 for her various campaigns. She's THAT bad.

Remember, everyone ... "absentee" voting (which is what your Favorite President does) is wonderful, classy, and terrific.
Voting by mail is, by definition, evil and from the very pit of hell, itself. Thank you!

My polls show me winning well over 350 electoral votes ... these published polls that show Sleepy, Creepy, Beep-Beepy Joe leading by 10 points are so unfair to your favorite president. Thank you!

It's just wonderful how sane and calm I am while I send in mercenaries to snatch American citizens off the street. I'm such a stable genius. Thank you!

Not Donnie :unverified: boosted

My poll numbers are good ... the latest polls show me with a 4,743% lead over Sleepy Creepy Fleepy Joe. In fact, 3,744% of poll people want me to arrest Fleepy Joe for having been part of the Kenyan Administration. Very bad.

Even though I'm not a politician, I'm the most successful politician, ever. I beat the Bush dynasty, the Clinton dynasty, the Obama dynasty, the Kennedy dynasty, the Ming the Merciless dynasty, the Reagan dynasty, the Trudeau dynasty, the Carrington dynasty ... just terrific, how many dynasties I beat.

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