My coronation ... err ... convention is terrific.
My son's girlfriend gave a classy, wonderful speech where she absolutely didn't seem like a shrieking lunatic ... and it's just been up, up, up from there.
Sleepy, Beepy, Fleepy Joe won't know what hit him when every member of the Trump family who hasn't written a book about me makes a hostage video ... I mean speech at the convention.
It's another wonderful, stupendous, gold-plated day here at the White House. I've been fielding calls all morning from foreign leaders telling me what an amazing job I'm doing with this Whoo doggie virus.
"Sir, I can't believe ANYONE could ever be as amazing and fantastic as you are! You're saving the world!"
Look at this classy, wonderful statue. It's just a terrific statue, and not even a little skin-peelingly creepy.
Many people, many important people, have come up to me and said "Sir, that's the classiest, least creepy statue ever made. God bless you for being the inspiration for such a classy statue."
... and a Trump-sized "Guten abend" to @stux
It's a stupendously classy greeting. Just a terrific greeting. Everybody says so. Thank you!
@stux
Have a classy, wonderful, fantastic Christmas. Just a terrific Christmas. Everybody says you should.
Hey, @TonyStark ... how do you like my new background photo?
My coronation ... err ... convention is terrific.
My son's girlfriend gave a classy, wonderful speech where she absolutely didn't seem like a shrieking lunatic ... and it's just been up, up, up from there.
Sleepy, Beepy, Fleepy Joe won't know what hit him when every member of the Trump family who hasn't written a book about me makes a hostage video ... I mean speech at the convention.
Even though I'm not a politician, I'm the most successful politician, ever. I beat the Bush dynasty, the Clinton dynasty, the Obama dynasty, the Kennedy dynasty, the Ming the Merciless dynasty, the Reagan dynasty, the Trudeau dynasty, the Carrington dynasty ... just terrific, how many dynasties I beat.
Not the twice-impeached, former US President, but a reasonable facsimile. In fact, everyone says it's the best facsimile; a classy facsimile. Just a terrific facsimile.