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It's very unfair that Arizona won't give me the ROUTERS ... the ROUTERS would prove that I won this election by eleventy billion votes ... which is clear even without the ROUTERS, but having the ROUTERS would make it impossible to ignore. Thank you! ROUTERS!

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I've returned. I know I've been missed very strongly here in the ... everyone tells me this. In fact, I had a Green Beret general (he must have been 15 feet tall) say to me "Sir," he said, "the misses your wondrous insights very strongly." He was crying like a baby.

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My coronation ... err ... convention is terrific.
My son's girlfriend gave a classy, wonderful speech where she absolutely didn't seem like a shrieking lunatic ... and it's just been up, up, up from there.
Sleepy, Beepy, Fleepy Joe won't know what hit him when every member of the Trump family who hasn't written a book about me makes a hostage video ... I mean speech at the convention.

Tonight, your Favorite President will be providing only the classiest boxing commentary ever commentated. Strong commentary. Just terrific.
Oh, and my "son" will be there, too.

Reminds me of someone ... :100a:
RT @CentreOfEternity - Some of us are just too caught up in our own feelz to act like adults ... of course, the urge to cosplay does rather argue against the whole "adult" idea, anyhow.
I'll sleep fine.

Not Donnie :unverified: boosted

My morning energy song
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Move_Any
Critical reception
...Another editor, Larry Flick wrote that the track "may be best remembered as the most remixed record in history", adding that "at last count, there are 35 versions of this song circulating throughout Europe, seven of which are on this U.S. pressing...
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Not Donnie :unverified: boosted

It's very unfair that Arizona won't give me the ROUTERS ... the ROUTERS would prove that I won this election by eleventy billion votes ... which is clear even without the ROUTERS, but having the ROUTERS would make it impossible to ignore. Thank you! ROUTERS!

I've returned. I know I've been missed very strongly here in the ... everyone tells me this. In fact, I had a Green Beret general (he must have been 15 feet tall) say to me "Sir," he said, "the misses your wondrous insights very strongly." He was crying like a baby.

Look at this classy, wonderful statue. It's just a terrific statue, and not even a little skin-peelingly creepy.
Many people, many important people, have come up to me and said "Sir, that's the classiest, least creepy statue ever made. God bless you for being the inspiration for such a classy statue."

I can't wait to make my speech at . My Favorite Steves (Miller & Bannon) are punching it up now ... it will be a strong speech about what a tough guy (and eternal victim) I am.

It will mention "unfairness" at least once every 90 seconds (or I'll send it back! )

... and a Trump-sized "Guten abend" to @stux

It's a stupendously classy greeting. Just a terrific greeting. Everybody says so. Thank you!

@stux
Have a classy, wonderful, fantastic Christmas. Just a terrific Christmas. Everybody says you should.

Your favorite president has been treated unfairly by the Supreme Court ... they haven't accepted the mountains of evidence we can't produce (but everyone knows it's there) ... the bookies said I had a 8 trillion percent chance of winning! Bad for the country. Very unfair. Thank you!

I actually won the election ... it was a landslide.
Give me more money and I'll prove it.
The deep state courts want "standing" and "evidence." So unfair. Thank you!

I just watched "A Charlie Brown Christmas" on PBS. What a loser he is! He couldn't even find a gold-plated tree ... they're so classy and tasteful. Just like Melania's "modeling" pictures.

Your favorite president won this election. By a lot!
Sleepy, creepy, fleepy Joe doesn't know where he is, but he masterminded a complex, multi-state election theft.

Hello everybody! I've been bravely staying in my bunker while the greatest lawyers in the history of the world send out the best legal papers around. They're just terrific papers. Everybody says so ... I won this election, by a lot.

My coronation ... err ... convention is terrific.
My son's girlfriend gave a classy, wonderful speech where she absolutely didn't seem like a shrieking lunatic ... and it's just been up, up, up from there.
Sleepy, Beepy, Fleepy Joe won't know what hit him when every member of the Trump family who hasn't written a book about me makes a hostage video ... I mean speech at the convention.

Sleepy treepy peepy steepy fleepy Joe has finally picked his running mate ... Phony Kamala. She's really a terrible person who was rude to ol' Fleepy ... she's so terrible, I gave her $6,000 for her various campaigns. She's THAT bad.

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