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Manusmriti Declares,There are 7 means of acquiring wealth for men:
1. Inheritance
2. Finding
3. Purchase
4. Conquest
5. Investment
6. Work
7. Acceptance of gifts from good people.
I failed in 6 of them so I am waiting for good peoples to gift me asap... Good morning Toot for you... Gyan se bhara hua Toot... Give it a boost and follow me

Bewafai krke Khus ho? Chalo acha hai main Khushi de paya

Good morning Toot 😍

Good morning Toot

"Inke saath zarur kuch problem hai. Jab se aayi hai kuch theek nahi chal raha. Ye jab Congress me thi to unka bantadhaar kar diya. Hamare yaha aayi to hume nipat diya. Inko politics ki Barkha Dutt kehna galat nahi hoga."

Just In : I said Ajit Pawar we will support Shiv Sena & not Fadnavis, but I think he misheard me because of my accent. Will sit with him today with a translator and let him know what is to be done.

- Sharad Pawar in Press Conference

#MaharashtraPolitics

CBI and ED formed government in Maharashtra 😂😂😂

Mota Bhai is never out of game...

Aaj vo sab log rajneeti morals ka Gyan pelna suru krenge Jo Kal Tak uchal uchal ke SS+NCP+Congress ki sarkar bnwa rhe the 🤣🤣🤣

Hath ko aaya much na lga is the current situation or shiv shena

Now all those who said Chanakya ke daw iss baar nhi chale or vo fail ho gyi... Apply some burnol today plz... Good morning Toot 😆😆😆

Aeee Bharat sarkarr....

Ae haathi...

Bird site is full of Ranu pics... I have decided to close it for 2 days... Kachra saaf ho Jaye ek do din baad fir dekhte hai... TL pe jate hi mood khrab ho gya... Good morning Toot 😍

Ab bc yeh afwah kisne falai ki Kohli Duck pe out hua Anushka ko compliment dene k liye...
Anuskha ne Kal Kohli ko bola you don't love me anymore...or ussi ko sabit krne k liye aaj Kohli duck pe out hua hai... He loves duck 😝😝😝
Aisi afwah galat baat hai yaar
#INDvBAN

Hello Tootples...
Good morning India
Boost me up and reply with some Interesting facts for a change (non-political plz) scientific facts are most welcome 😍 I will boost all of them.
Follow me for Sarcastic TOOTs... You will love it. @stux still working mate?

Hello liberals 🤣🤣🤣
Dukh khtam hue... Wait for more... 303 seat deke tumhare jaise dogle logo ko rulane k liye chuna hai... #rafale is clean deal... Bikau media wale bikau SM activist vo jaman gya jab logo ko kuch bhi bolke chutiya bna let the... Now you will be exposed on all agends

Good morning Toot #India

Here is TOOT!
Now I have 350 words space empty want to rent it out for TOOT with rs 5.
Take it and return after use. Follow me and boost me