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Pinned toot again, hell yeah.

I moved to from my own instance on

The name's Luke. Hailing from Warsaw, Poland. I code JavaScript for fun and living.

I'm your regular IT nerd who likes tech, video games (mostly PC and Nintendo Switch), science fiction, electronic music, cats and dad jokes.

Still figuring out my niche here but I probably won't shy away from occasional commentary on current events or random fun stuff to click on.

If you read that, thank you for stopping by! 💙

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I just reminded myself I have an account on

I think I'll use it to post vertical videos I normally post on zuckergram and clocksite.

One could say I once again became an almighty server admin.

I made 3 hosts of mine so secure I can't even get inside them myself.

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Did my Ansible playbook for 3 hosts finally work? Yup.

Did I once again lock myself out of 3 hosts? Yup.

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I put on a wristwatch instead of my usual smartband and I just felt a phantom vibration on my wrist. I may or may not be delving into insanity.

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I bought a paper shredder. What a nice and relaxing piece og equipment it is. Almost ASMR.

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I have no idea why men talk about the cost of alcohol when you can literally get it for free in any bar you walk into. I've gotten all my free drinks on merit, why do men have to drag something irrelevant like gender into things?


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Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.

Q: How many users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user has insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

Just had a look at my phone bill and my most called number is the terminal of the gate leading to my neighborhood. Two conclusions:

1. I'm introvert af.
2. If not for that gate I could have had no SIM card at all.

"A portal that presents each trivia as if they solved the hunger crisis in the world" -- someone on Reddit explains LinkedIn

So far only one person on birdsite noticed I was M.I.A. Speaks volumes about how overrated my presence on that platform is.

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Linux. Windows. Mac.
FOSS bros vs. DOS bros vs. Woz bros

Ansible is great and all but it's too much like CSS. It just skips stuff it doesn't understand and I'm not sure how to fix it.

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weird that a catnap is a relaxing time and a dognap is a crime

"Is he your friend?"
"Nah. We like each other"

My guilty pleasure is rewatching movies I was too young to watch for the first time.

I can watch the same movie many times over the years and I still find new stuff I failed to notice earlier. It works particularly well with movies that are set in very specific historic context.

My cleaning robot has a soul of a stray cat. Sometimes it just forgets its way home and derps around with no sense of purpose in life.

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