@lowqualityfacts That explains why storks can't lay eggs during the full moon. That's when the market is busiest.
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@lowqualityfacts This is only true for Intuitive Machines (LUNR)
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So maybe the incense burning rituals WILL work
@lowqualityfacts C'mon, it's way less rational than that.
That's why I make my own soups from scratch, instead of waiting for the moon to be in the right position to buy stock.
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and Jewish Space Lasers
@lowqualityfacts Indirectly. First Trump is affected, then the stock market.