I love it when people post "Never forget January 6" about the 2021 insurrection because it means people are less likely to associate the date with January 6, 2000, when I accidentally called my 2nd grade teacher Mom instead of Ms. Cooper.
@lowqualityfacts we can rest assured that you at least will Never Forget.
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She's my teacher. (slap!) She's my mother. (slap!) She's my teacher and my mother!
- "Chinatown" for elementary school students
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Now THAT'S an epiphany!
@lowqualityfacts you know full well people NEVER forget that shit!
@lowqualityfacts I love it when a kid calls me mum. Give them a gold star in fact. Also when they say “orgasm” instead of “organism”.