Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Christmas Gnomes. We all know Santa's elves, but no one ever talks about Santa's gnomes. They aren't allowed to leave the dungeon.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DG8G1TX2?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.PJ38E1S6JX85&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.PJ38E1S6JX85_1734752394430
These two are obviously dressed as media show pieces to make it look as if they're happy with their lot.
I have it on good authority that when in the dungeon they're made to wear hairshirts and nylon underclothes...
@lowqualityfacts No known gnomes.
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THat's not true. This is Helga and she's all dressed up to go shopping
@lowqualityfacts They open up the oubliette once a year for the Holiday Pics!
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I see them all over work