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Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:
-want the government to abolish Mondays.
-think that every song could be improved by the addition of an accordian.
-are gaining mass to become too big to fail.
-still have a lingering fear in public places that a flash mob could appear at any second.
-lost faith in our criminal justice system because no one ever went to jail for replacing the lime Skittle with green apple.
@lowqualityfacts "A gentleman is someone that knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't!"
@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts Weird Al Yankovic is clearly the exception who proves the rule.
@pjohanneson
The ONLY exception! @lowqualityfacts
@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts Having listened to Tom Fun Orchestra and Terror of Tiny Town, I'll agree to disagree. (I will admit that the list is very, very short.)
@lowqualityfacts that last one really hits home.
And don't get me started on grape runts.
@lowqualityfacts I was ready to sign up until I got to the Skittles. All Skittles can go in the bin.
@lowqualityfacts More specifically, Weird Al Yankovic's accordion
@Yuki @lowqualityfacts I'm willing to admit other exceptions, but yes, Weird Al tops the list.
@lowqualityfacts dude, you have 29k followers, where else could "your people" be hiding?
Just sayin.
@BeAware @lowqualityfacts Because we all prefer the original
Low quality facts. Could be worst, we could follow a politician that give low quality facts, and pretence they don't.
@lowqualityfacts
Don't abolish Mondays
Abolish government!
@lowqualityfacts Don't hate me but I actually prefer the green apple skittle over lime. Everything else on that list is on point!
@lowqualityfacts This is beautiful. No, Janet, I haven't "gained weight", I'm gaining mass to become too big to fail!
For the accordion headz.
@lowqualityfacts curious no statement on opposition to whale incarceration.
That must mean you are pro whale incarceration, you monster.
@lowqualityfacts Two things:
Green apple is FAAAAAAARRRRRR superior to lime in every instance. Full stop.
Abolishing Mondays will only mean that Tuesdays now suck total and complete ass.
That will be the next day to abolish until a week is shortened to Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. #tgif
@lowqualityfacts I was actually the defense lawyer for the last one and I stand by that
@lowqualityfacts
-like to attend a lingery fair
@Rasta
@lowqualityfacts the lime skittle!! Ahhh [tears] miss you homie
@lowqualityfacts modify point 2 to include saxamaphones and I'm in 