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Low Quality Facts

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.

Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.

@lowqualityfacts Threads, Twitter, BlueSky: sike! We don't need to ask actually

@lowqualityfacts Whew. That was a pretty high quality post there. Don't go screwing up your brand now...

@rdp @lowqualityfacts it's okay if the facts are true as long as they suck. The existence of Elon Musk is a low quality fact even though it's real

@old_baby @lowqualityfacts Are you broken or hacked? These are not the low quality facts I signed up for!

@lowqualityfacts Please do not post any more high quality facts like this. I will not tolerate it. If you want to post high quality facts, kindly make a second account.

@lowqualityfacts I love how I can always tell when you've boosted this post cause I regularly get at least two favorites on this reply!

@lowqualityfacts the only thing low quality about this is that as best as I can tell, most of Bluesky hates Jack too.

@DavidSteele @lowqualityfacts so far, Bluesky does a really solid job via it's composable moderation & strong community of driving off many of the worst jerks a social network can have. It's not perfect, it's been called out by tech media for that & that's opened a path for Spill Social too, but Bluesky's pretty good community-wise. Thus, Jack's crypto-loving, both-sides, wishy-washy hogwash gets ratio'd hard & often on Bluesky, so he's been spending more time with his other social play, Nostr.

@karlrolson I am not on Bluesky, but I have registered my interest.

@durrandon @lowqualityfacts Yes, because he's easily and regularly cyberbullied off his own investment, including being on the popular mute lists, so he goes and cries about it on the decentralized social media investment he apparently actually likes, and that likes him back because it's all crypto dweebs, Nostr. Nostr is everything Mastodon fans say Bluesky is as far as I can tell.

@lowqualityfacts I enjoy how since the original post, Jack deleted his Bluesky account. Bluesky's community literally told their billionaire he's trash, so he left to go play on Nostr instead. LMAO.

@lowqualityfacts One of the co-founders of Twitter decided to create another platform called Bluesky and add a premium

@lowqualityfacts it's called social media, not capitalism media.
Billionaires stay out.

@lowqualityfacts here you go again with the high quality facts, are you sure we can be trusted to tell the difference? 😉 😅

@lowqualityfacts I'm sharing this to the bird app but tricky because it is not a low quality fact

@lowqualityfacts to be fair, Bluesky has a wall between them and the former billionaire. but ya, no billionaire supports me ... oh oops except for the vc's paying for my day job...

@lowqualityfacts the reason you have to take money from billionaires sometimes is because they pretty much have all of it.

@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, I was expecting low quality facts, not the truth... I want to speak to this accounts manager! *Insert Karen rant here that I can't replicate cause I'm not that much of a jerk*

@lowqualityfacts Threads: We'll see about that.

@lowqualityfacts I feel like bsky in all honestly is fine... my issues are it is still backed by a company, but I do think AT Proto will be interesting once third party software is built around it

@lowqualityfacts
Tsk-tsk! Dat da truf - No low quality about it.

@lowqualityfacts i been trying to tell people how mastodon exists as an alternative but i guess nobody will give a damn until it is popular 🤷🏻‍♂️

@lowqualityfacts the national news here yesterday decided to do a few puff pieces on zuck, threads and meta. I wish that (boot licking) at least funded good journalism and reporting, but the last several years don't point to that.

@lowqualityfacts This fact is not low quality at all! I want my money back!

@lowqualityfacts as a billionaire that's 10 trillion shy of a billion (yes, I can do arithmetic), I can say this is true. 😊

@lowqualityfacts I think you need to balance this with a wonderful LOW quality fact. Excellent high quality fact though.

@lowqualityfacts "I'm going to sue you copycats with the legal team that I just laid off."

@lowqualityfacts Define billionaire:

#1 A person with more money than they can count.

#2 One that has a lot of property that they never manage to use.

#3 An individual with a hell of a lot of zero's in their life

#4 Someone with less friends than Billy No Mates.

#5 The minorety crying for help to get their heads out of their own assholes.

@lowqualityfacts also i got TOS in 1 minute on threads for wolf crotch

@lowqualityfacts The best part?

Threads was made by Meta - which is, of course, Facebook, the company we all rage-hated LAST year.

And BlueSky was created by the same guy who created the original Twitter - who we all hated when it started out - and now is only letting people join by invite causing the rats trying to leave the ship to literally fight with each other.

Then there's Twiter, being turned into WeChat by a petulant man-child with the attention span of a squirrel.

Good times.

Wait while I check...

Mr. Billionaire does the Fedi need you?

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts In fact, you generally find that most operations run more efficiently without a billionaire.

@lowqualityfacts why are you sending out these high quality facts?

@lowqualityfacts NGL all your meta posts about mastodon/threads/twitter are really annoying and self congratulatory.

@lowqualityfacts we have a timeline lottery to someday informative rich @aloa5 @charles_ex

@lowqualityfacts

Can you imagine the audacity, the profound lack of humanity or humility, it takes to be a billionaire and think "this is fine; I deserve this -- I earned this"?

@lowqualityfacts The quality of this fact is so low that it flipped over to high.

@lowqualityfacts Mastodon is for people who don’t have to be led.