Tennessee People: Our environment is polluted. We have no jobs. We have chronic illnesses and can't afford healthcare. How will you help us?

Tennessee Politician, drunk as fuck: Okay, but what if guys wore dresses? Huge problem, right? I'm talking really pretty dresses. Kids might see. The dress guys might go into public bathrooms. Uh oh. I will put an end to man dresses.

Tennessee People: Hmm. Good point. You have our vote.

Tennessee Politician: Holy shit, that actually worked?