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broke 300 followers in just a few days 😳 please clap 🥳 i promise to keep providing at least C+ grade content 😇

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alright y’all the people have spoken here’s the “Better Days” remix i promised hope y’all enjoy! let’s get this mastodon scene rolling let’s goooo

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y’all mind if i just go ahead and dominate the whole entire mastodon market on real fast

today’s verdict was a small victory but there’s so much work to be done still and so much justice for SO MANY others that needs to be manifested right now. stay active. keep them nervous. stay SAFE. one victory is no reason to stop fighting for more change, if anything it’s a green light to keep pushing even harder. 💜🙏🏽🌺

“i must be fluent in poltergeist because my love language is getting ghosted”

i know we’ll be lucky if this holds but feeling cautiously optimistic about $BTC hitting 50k rn during the witching hour on the east coast 🤑✨🚀 i ain’t getting my hopes too high rn but im def putting energy into this 🧘🏽‍♀️🙌🏽🧿💜

image reads “they always say “fake it til you make it” 🤗😇

BITCH make it WHERE? 😂🗺🌍🤨”

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friendly mindfulness reminder 💜🧘🏽‍♀️ take a second 😪☝🏽breathe in 👃🏽🌺 breathe out 🍑💨 clear your mind 🧠🧞 now appreciate all of the little blessings life has handed you today 👼🏽⚰️

[description: images of rush limbaugh overlayed with text that reads “ok i’ll admit it sometimes i wanna die but lately i’ve been in no rush wonder why that could be”]

image: the pokémon clefa over a field of amaranth that reads “in an existence of pain you’re my oxycontin”

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papa smurf x thanos wip - non-explicit nudity 

still putting in details and am gonna be adding the dicks, but lol

Today's gender is fulfillment and the sound of distant whistling.

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