Trump recently speaking about Kim Jong Un, “[he] likes sending rockets up, doesn’t he?” Trump said. “That’s why I call him rocket man.” North Korean officials called Trump’s resumption of the rocket-man insult “the relapse of the dotage of a dotard,”

One of best insults ever.

Seema Verma, a senior Trump official, filed a claim to be reimbursed in taxpayer dollars for $47,000 after her luggage was stolen. She claimed that $43,065 of that was for jewelry and $345 for moisturizer. She was only reimbursed $2,852.40.

Wonder why the war against drugs isn't going so well in Mexico?

The architect of Mexico's war on cartels was just arrested in Texas and accused of drug trafficking and taking bribes

In the news today, Elon Musk took Tesla's Cybertruck for a weekend drive around LA.

He encountered no miscreants throwing metal balls and arrived back home with windows intact. Win!

Massive Leak of Data Reveals Money-Hiding Secrets of Superrich—and This Is 'Only the Beginning'
"It's hard to overstate how notorious and suspicious the firm is."

Watching, waiting. Still.
Pouncing, grabbing slivered light
Cat has caught the moon

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

Young baby boomers own an enormous share of the country's wealth relative to the nation's millennials and Gen Xers, data show.

Live, laugh, love. Listen!
Footsteps of death approaching.
Eternal silence.

Michael Bloomberg owns 3 planes,

2 helicopters,

6 boats,

11 houses,

42 cars,

And says that you should take the bus to help fight climate change.

These candidates are all jokes.

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"This incident will be reported". Can (sudo) developers confirm or deny this? LOL.

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