I posted this a few years ago on Twitter, but perhaps today is an opportune time to post again here:
Any sufficiently advanced "endpoint protection" software is indistinguishable from malware.
(Adding: Has the potential to cause global outages.)
@jschauma I have to disagree: malware usually provides excellent install scripts. You don’t even notice stuff getting installed.
Funny enough @jschauma, more recent version of Microsoft Windows be default also check most of the boxes, well except for the uninstall part perhaps.
@jschauma Exactly how I've always felt about anti-virus software, with "endpoint protection" software taking things to a new level.
@jschauma so… we’re defining this as Schaumann’s Law, right?
@jschauma You can add "anti-cheat" as a third column 8)