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all over the world right now thousands of cats are sleeping in warm sunbeams with that little cat smile that they do

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Mellotron keyboard but instead of violin samples it has a bro telling you to cut your hair

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I’m having insomnia and I’m thinking: capitalists try to pretend there’s a scarcity of “resources” to scare us into letting them steal the only scarce things we have: time, joy, empathy, all our spoons, childhood, and all those other truly scarce things. What I try to do is resist by being me and still embracing and clinging to those really scarce things. And rejecting outright the fake scarcity crap. Same?

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@kranfahrer @JeanLucRomero @TonyStark Holocaust Remembrance Day grows more important each year as more survivors pass away and fewer people believe reality. It’s distressing that there are so many who won’t believe something just because they weren’t physically there. #WeRemember or we are doomed to repeat.

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Some men just want to get you some scratch offs to make amends

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have naturally occurring melatonin challenge
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i live in constant fear of my dad watching anime on netflix. What happens if he watchs kakegurui???

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"yOu cAn'T tUrN a HoE iNtO a hOuSeWiFe"

-Dudes whom have no house

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why are my knees so crackly. i am only 24. have mercy

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realizing you're autistic during your saturn return is the new quarter-life crisis

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fucked up how good women have to be to have successful music careers

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Did you know facemasks can defeat facial recognition? (at least some of them). I tested this.

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RT @selahmorrigan@twitter.com

Now this man? This man is cyberpunk. This man is the most cyberpunk.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/selahmorrigan/stat

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