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grob 🇺🇦:intersexprogresspride:

Ooh, ooh, fortune cookies!! I love fortune cookie aphorisms!

Triggered by a nice one by @Ekelbert , chaos.social/@Ekelbert/1108045 I'd love to hear your favourite or most hated, beautiful or weird ones, real or made up, photo or text.

I'll start with one I find totally useless but can't forget and always recite when I'm stumped: "A good horse is like a family member"

chaos.socialBert (@Ekelbert@chaos.social)Attached: 1 image Das ist der demotivierendste und realistischste glückskeksspruch der mir je begegnet ist :) <3
#aphorism#aphorisms#FortuneCookie
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