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Hi, I’m grilledcat (a very old handle, cats are great, don’t grill them) and I’m here to relax and not think too hard.

My interests include machines and probably some other stuff I can’t think of right now.

I’m not a fan of avocados, waking up early, water rides at theme parks, or outside temperatures over 79 degrees Fahrenheit.

Especially when they put no effort into what’s needed to earn the award, they just want that gold star pasted on the wall

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Management is overly concerned about awards. Awards are dumb.

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Dialogue with cat, part 2 

Pretzel: (eats ravenously, leaves about a third of her food smeared all over the plate) Hey, c'mon. I'm still hungry. I need more.
Me: Seriously?? Oh, fine. (pushes food into a mound) Here. If you finish this, I'll get you more.
Pretzel: (eats a few more bites, falls asleep with food still on her plate)
Me: Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

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I also had a few doritos. Thanks for tuning in to my what i snacked on at midnight hour

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I mention name brand because i usually get the store brand and it smells different

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Opened a bag of name brand crunch berries cereal for the first time. It smells like kmart?

It would sure be cool if hidive’s subtitles had a nice thick border around its lettering

It would sure be cool if i could go back to bed lololoool

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Blueberries always just tasted like somewhat tasteless balls of styrofoam to me. I dunno.

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I was given a bunch of blueberries yesterday so i added some to my morning bowl of cheerios and hey this is pretty good

I really wish I knew about these figmas when they were first released instead of several years later when their prices rose up to $200-$400

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Melon lemonade at Wendy’s is very good. 100% me approved.

Son of baconator is eh. 2.7/5

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just stopped to get petrol and when we came out of the kiosk some dick parked at a pump in a winnebago started honking the horn at us. we got closer to give them a piece of our mind and it was a fucking dog

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