带微宝跑步回家,微宝对迎上来的青州说:ayejiadudu~
青州受宠若惊赶紧回应:ayejiadudu!
微宝一巴掌扇过去,青州捂脸道:看来不是啥好话…

@satsuki 一会小宝回来了,很激动:我刚才打篮球扔进去一个超级远的球!高举双手走向我。我心领神会,放下炒菜的锅铲,跟他来了一个double high five! 小宝:不是!我:哦是拥抱是吧!抱住他像兄弟一样拍了拍后背。小宝:我是让你赶紧帮我把t恤脱掉!

@greenstate 如今这世道我们女人要熟练运用反向pua!

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