max / may @ezist@mstdn.social
Hey there! I'm a developer and professional nerd. I consider myself to be very open-minded; if you have proof that I'm not, show me!
Let me explain my display name; I prefer you call me either Max or May (choose whichever you like) with the corresponding pronouns for that name.
Will sometimes not understand when something is a joke/sarcastic.
I will never accept emoji pronouns.
Joined Sep 2020
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let people like things
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new display name, check bio for reasoning
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i thought I was fine without saying this explicitly, but i don't want people to think i'm in the wrong crowd
i don't support MAPs. i'm not on the side of pedophilia. i believe in facts first and foremost.
i don't think any of the sexual harassment claims/accusations against miro are valid, but if **and only if** miro is truly a pedophile, i will accept that I was wrong.
national delete your facebook/twitter day should be a thing
feeling like trying to eat an apple in one bite but failing and then doing something dumb with the apple. how are you feeling?
anyways new profile picture. if you recognize it please immediately DM me
damn I kinda died for a bit on here. hopefully I post more
if you're being <shitty personality quality> on purpose and know it, please don't
my gender? that feeling you get when your s/o talks to you
max / may
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every time anticommunists agree with communist rhetoric i add one year to my life
aaaaaaaaaand Wikipedia's already been updated. those mfs are fast
Biden was sworn in ๐ #inauguration #USpol
did I just hear a fucking baby in the inauguration #inauguration
OH NOW THEY GOT JENNIFER LOPEZ HMMMMM #inauguration
harris sworn in #inauguration
every time they say something about god I roll my eyes #inauguration
they got fucking lady gaga to sing the national anthem #inauguration
the award for "song that describes my mental health surprisingly and almost scaringly well" goes to "On GP" by death grips
max / may
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i'm fucking suspending my laptop using four cups
i like it when my non-furry friends are chill about furries
Hey there! I'm a developer and professional nerd. I consider myself to be very open-minded; if you have proof that I'm not, show me!
Let me explain my display name; I prefer you call me either Max or May (choose whichever you like) with the corresponding pronouns for that name.
Will sometimes not understand when something is a joke/sarcastic.
I will never accept emoji pronouns.
Joined Sep 2020
