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Is Clue a Halloween movie? 🎃

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When people are like "they gon microchip me to talk to the satellites," I'm like, my man: can you imagine how much people would pay for an unlimited-plan phone you never have to charge? And you think they're just gonna put it in you for free?

You don't even have insurance.

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ive been on the site for over a day and have only seen john pornman once and zero pigpoopballs, what is this fucking facebook

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'my best friend is black'

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'one of my friends is black'

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'a mutual'

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'they're non-white'

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'they're italian'

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'half-italian'

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Fuck it, another kitty picture. This time the two are actually getting a lot, often times the one on the left would try to hit the one on the right a lot.

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carefully dipping my dick in hot coffee. to condition it

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RT @kaepora
Apple distributed an internal memo today which referred to pushback against its new content surveillance measures as "the screeching voices of the minority." I have nothing to add.

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unsolicited lewd, bad, please dont open 

I don't know who needs to hear this but you're looking especially submissive and breedable this evening

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"The Chinacel Phenomenon - the real cause of our troubled young men is the CCP" --Thomas Richman, for The Atlantic

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