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@snipe My mother broke her femur and she's... walking it off. I'm gonna kill her I swear.

@snipe "oh no, I'm fine..." Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional? Yes mother. I know.

`Da Elf

@snipe Got into an argument with David's mom...

G: Shes your moother, you should take care of her.
E: Like I'm taking care of this? No. If madre wants me to take care of her she can get off her candy ass and come back to the Coast. SHE was born here, not me (Cal) so if she wants me to take care of her...Southwest has a flight that leaves at 1400 ish to the coast.

[I know the flights from IND to SFO...oddly not SEATAC...looking)

Anyway, don't fight against Moms. It's dumb. I do it anyway.

@elfin @snipe for SEATAC it’s often a good idea to check Alaska airlines too

@skotchygut @snipe No, actually. My friend's mother is GOD LEVEL traveler. I'm good, not Gillian good at wandering the planet.

Tho: I know some things most mortals don't:

DO NOT USE REGULAR TERMINALS.

*I* would leave Boeing Field or Piper into say Oakland or Burbank. I can fly with my gear (screwdrivers, knives, sharp shit) and THC things (I am SysAdmin, been flying about with weed a long time, just now it's easy).

Commuter flights. Dirt Cheap, skip Security Theater.

Works good.

@skotchygut @snipe I can get from Seattle to Snipe in about four hours (three fucking about). Don't fly commercial. That's just goofy.

[Says the guy that can fly small aircraft and have stolen them in the past ... stature of limitations. :D the FAA might disagree but I personally handed "FAA1" (think AF1, but not...she had a military escort in her little Gulfstream VI) a medallion that went to space.

I don't dwell on things like this.

Leaving the country? Sure. Flying in close? Use local.

@elfin @skotchygut it’s very unlikely you can get to Portugal from Seattle in three hours, doll. Unless you have a tardis

@snipe @skotchygut Oh... haven't kept on social media.

To be fair Snipe... my phone And laptop died ~same time. And I got replacements at exactly the same time (narrows eyes... well this will be interesting). I'm now teaching devices to hate people. And I'm in motion with new unproven gear. It's Awesome. Catching up.

I figured you were in San Diego. Forgive. Go Play.

Imma beat up hardware and software on the run. Tell you all about it later .

Shoo.