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Another Angry Woman

make the golf course a public sex forest

queersatanic: Photo of a sign attached to a chain-link fence reading "Make the golf course a public sex forest" "kink belongs at pride" - tired, dessicated, queerphobic discourse "make the golf course a public sex forest" - thriving, vibrant, moves the conversation forward
Another Angry Woman

bees: a black market in live bioweapons

depsidase: Reddit screenshot: When O was in fifth grade there was an active market in live bees. Some kids figured out that the weight of the average fifth grader briefly stepping on a bee, in the grass, would stun it for about a minute without actually killing it. They started going out in teams to scout bees on the field, stun them, and carefully scoop them into plastic sandwich bags -- they'd then sell them to other students who'd release them in classrooms to waste class time and scare people. You could get honeybees for 25 cents apiece. Bumblebees and yellow jackets cost more. Teachers and school admin started cracking down on this -- teachers literally confiscated live bees in plastic bags from students when found, and they eventually had to start having someone watch the field to catch students in the act.
thescaredfluid: What the Fuck?? E sarkos: Screenshot from the Simpsons. Abe Simpson is saying "Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say." therobotmonster: People think of children as either sweet and innocent or too stupid to cause much trouble and both views are wrong. A child of elementary school age has the moral reasoning and impulse control of a racoon paired with problem solving equal to or superior to an adult’s, yet unbound by the shackles of cautionary experience or awareness of long-term consequence. This is what allows the children to both create a black market in live bioweapons while still only valuing said weapons at 25 cents.
Another Angry Woman

a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

adz: one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous™ u beercheesecasserole: What the fuck who drinks that adz: it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him dundle: this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you're not even sure if you've gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life
Another Angry Woman

pronoun cinematic universe

shittymoviedetails: A line of six movie posters for: He, Him, She, Her, They, and Them. The pronoun cinematic universe prgnant: Poster for the movie It
Another Angry Woman

a million deaths upon you

1v: a million deaths upon you gay boy softcells: woah this goes hard, you'd think this was from a Shakespeare play but no its just a tumblr post
Another Angry Woman

Discussion of vaginas and periods

Another Angry Woman

plague doctor (from early 2020)

crowleyraejepsen: you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease absolxguardian: Time Traveler: Wait so miasma is real? Us: No, but actually yes
venerabledreadnought: "He a little confused" meme format. Will Smith as the Fresh Prince stands in a classroom. Usually Carlton is next to him, Carlton has been replaced with a plague doctor. Captioned "He a little confused but he got the spirit"
Another Angry Woman

advice for a 14 year old girl

anonymous asked: What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl? hikingdyke: This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.
Another Angry Woman

Includes still of that giant spider from LOTR

Another Angry Woman

the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be

chickenkeeping: Screenshot of a tiktok comment: tumblr is infinitely funnier than most websites tbh so sad its s ghost town now travesty-majesty: Screenshotted tag: the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be "the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment
Another Angry Woman

harry styles foot fetish

fourthbatgirl: making bad posts to test the mutuals loyalty to me fourthbatgirl: Please God stop tagging this with things like “my harry styles foot fetish” or “supernatural omegaverse meta” or “yandere mcyt imagines” I am BEGGING you I don’t want to have to READ THIS fourthbatgirl: Screenshotted reply: all 3 examples you just used are related to non-traditional sex dynamics... you know that kinkshaming is inherently queerphobic right...? I'm going to kill someone for real
Another Angry Woman

three sins for the price of one

prokopetz: Those little “[action] [body part]” dice represent a more efficient way to sin because it’s both fornication and gambling. sixthrock: if you do it while wearing a wizard hat it technically qualifies as playing dungeons & dragons thereby making it gambling fornication AND satan worship three sins for the price of one
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