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Swipe is not my friend (walking now exacerbating issue).

9"11 law compliant, I'm surprised."

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They coming with the "Stop" Law the, and if they didn't I might have to resort to the FCC.

(Falls over laughing...I tried to keep a straight face..)

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Motherfuckers... it is Literally illegal to text me without a subscription (opt in). The Fuck does Trump think?

Yes, I have the Buckaroo Banzai theme song on my phone, what of it?

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Saw a couple of flightless birds carrying a red gemstone on their backs. I'll never understand Ruby on Rails.

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I've awakened!

What god awful bullshit will we endure today?

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Some day I will remember to save all affected files before running a process.

That day is not today.

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Don't take criticism from people you'd never go to for advice.

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Everyone before: Man I wonder what historic events we’ll experience in our lifetime

Everyone now: god damn it i meant space travel or something

It's SysAdmin Day!

Now, where is my booze and weed?

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At least in the Hunger Games dystopia, the rich depraved people looked cool. In our dystopia, the most they ever do is get hair plugs.

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70'S DANCE TRACK: Nobody but old people will listen to it.

70'S DANCE TRACK WITH DRUM MACHINE AND NEW VOCALS: Young people think it's hip and it becomes a hit song.

*Smacks Lips*... that was a salty sandwich. Damn that was good.

If you own one of these 45 Netgear devices, replace it: Gear maker won't patch vulnerable gear despite live proof-of-concept code • The Register 

theregister.com/2020/07/30/net

Right, and if you're running Stock Netgear firmware...bwahahahahaha (at least it's not Belkin shit).

For all that is sane and reasonable, please start here and fix your router. openwrt.org/supported_devices

Hooooooooot.

If I wanted to hang out in 90°F I'd move back to fucking Los Angeles. But noooooo, I'm almost to frigging Canada (bless their hearts) and Still melting.

(I wanted some whine with my bread and cheese.)

*brain cramp* / *random thought*

I'll quit nicotine after thirty years of addiction if the east coast gives up it's addiction of building weapons (largely on the west coast *cough cough*) for monies.

The IRS web site is such a laughable bag of dicks.
We could have built better in 98 drunk and stoned. OURS oould be functional and accomlish tasks...

What fuckwit thinks this is Usable?

I will no longer pay taxes when I can do something better for free.

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