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becoming a COBOL tech so i can denigrate women in the workplace while smoking a cigar and drinking a snifter of brandy again

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By demanding encryption backdoors, Politicians are not asking us to choose between security and privacy. They are asking us to choose no security. Here's why: tutanota.com/blog/posts/why-a-
We must fight encryption backdoors around the world. 💪 #privacy #HumanRight

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'the mandela effect' is when the same people who called you a terrorist and supported your imprisonment applaud you as an icon of peaceful resistance 20 years later

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I have Achieved "INBOX=Zero" on my Highly Neglected personal EMail account (seven months of...meh).

I Winz!

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I can't believe we're a fifth of the way into the 21st century, and a shocking percentage of humanity still genuinely believes the best way to generate energy involves digging stuff out of the ground and burning it.

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@polarisfm
In Intel's defense, they've been trying to move away from the x86 instruction set since 1981.
lpar.ath0.com/2013/04/03/510/

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I made this as a meme for a friend but I ended up spending longer than I wish to admit on it so now you have to suffer too lol

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In the span of my lifetime, 5 dollars has gone from being worth 5 roast beef
sandwiches to not even a single subway sandwich.
-large-farva, Mar 2016

Few things more boring, or necessary and useful than writing scripts to shove in cron automate things.

SysAdmin: A device for turning caffeine into cron jobs.

Meh.

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