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Found a use for lacrosse: Slinging Labrador toys into the lake...πŸ˜‚

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i wish they'd repeal that law that forces camera manufacturers to write absolute trash software
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The Space Force Has a Horse. Of Course. 

SLOOP Project

An idea that needs refined, and deployed at scale, across the US.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin. Hang on, the PDP 11/70 has dropped offline β€’ The Register ... I too have had to troubleshoot a problem that ended up being someone's butt pressing buttons.

[I've always been interested in the Texas "He NEEDED killing" perspective.

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The smart home market is a microcosm of everything wrong with the internet

If you're a Seattle protestor and you bust up local shops, you're a fucking asshole. [Especially the weed store, I mean, really.]

If you're a Federal Agent here, you're in violation of so many laws I've lost count. Go Home.

BOFH Archive β€’ The Register

It's well beyond time for a new installment.

a-ha - Take On Me (Official 4K Music Video) - YouTube One of the commensurate visors of the 80s.

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Stop saying you can't switch to Linux when the only 'software' your employees are using is a shitty web app.

Oh hey... actually memorized my Seattle telephone number.

Only took eight years.

Have no clue what my zip code is.

George Michael - Freeek (2002) HD - YouTube 

Tablet. Haven't carried it in months.

Missed it.

Oh Now it says "Drizzle". Thanks. May have missed that the last hour.

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Not that I'm really complaining. 68Β°F and some slobber is welcome after 85 and flat dry yesterday.

If I wanted that I'd still live in Los Angeles.

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