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Could/Should write a thesis on why doga are confused they can't mob Obviously 'Dog People'.

It's not just the caffeine, it's the "Giving Elf a mountain of Shit" that just makes my day complete.

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Right, so... the world is back to normal as far as I'm concerned.

Cafe had been open a week and I haven't been in...but I've been seen walking by. I was going to sneak past today and that didn't work, so had to mask up and go in for a coffee whereupon I was immediately berated and given heaps of shit by my baristas for it being 96 hours and me not crossing the threshold.

The Universe has gifted me the Bestest Baristas.

80-characters-per-line limits should be terminal, says Linux kernel chief Linus Torvalds • The Register 

Fuck. Z inventory of tea says I have less than a month left.
I haven't had to buy tea on more than a year.


I can fit the of these in my boots...
Four of them in my old boots.

Off to . Bored.

I'm going to jump off the bus at Green Lake, east to Wallingford, through and back under it, West, cut through the "U", head to Fremont, and shoot down the west side of Lake Union to downtown, where I'll grab the bus back to the 'East Side'.

Imagine that'll be a good walk.

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Food and eating 

I love eating, but I have to admit it would be handy to be able to make your own food from sunlight

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the only software that's allowed to use modes is Vim because I know how to use it already and I can participate in the time honored tradition of whacking newbies in the shins with a whiffle ball bat for not already knowing how to use vim
#linux #mastodev

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**New 'whirling' state of matter discovered in an element of the periodic table**

"The strongest permanent magnets today contain a mix of the elements neodymium and iron. However, neodymium on its own does not behave like any known magnet, confounding researchers for more than half a century. Physicists have now shown that neodymium behaves like a so-called '…"


#science #news #bot

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