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elle @ElleGray

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

Sign in a grocery store that reads "Potatoes are behind you"

Hedgewizard @Hedgewizard@beige.party

a bag of potatoes growing many pink shoots that reach in all directions, tentacle-style. The image text reads as follows: "Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatoes: Where's the fucking soil"

David Erik Nelson @dave0@a2mi.social

@Hedgewizard yeah, potatoes got the vibe like John Carpenter’s THE THING.

The Addams Coyoty @coyoty@mstdn.social

@dave0 @Hedgewizard The Thing was a carrot.

Feb 28, 2024, 01:23 AM··Web

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