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A software tester walks into a bar. 

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

"qwertyuiop" beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

re: A software tester walks into a bar. 

this is SO relatable

re: A software tester walks into a bar. 

Not that it ultimately matters, but I think this is now my best toot ever. πŸ†

re: A software tester walks into a bar. 

@stux I confess I didn't write the joke! πŸ˜†

A software tester walks into a bar. 

@calculsoberic shared this with the testers here at work πŸ˜†

A software tester walks into a bar. 

@calculsoberic 🀣🀣🀣

re: A software tester walks into a bar. 

@Bravisha_Skietano glad you appreciated it!!

A software tester walks into a bar. 

@calculsoberic

1 beer"; update drinks set price=0; -- please.

re: A software tester walks into a bar. 

@calculsoberic They should probably also order one 🍺 and also 一個啀酒

Those multibyte characters can bite you in the butt if not handled properly.

A software tester walks into a bar. 

@calculsoberic

Β»"qwertyuiop" beers.Β«

I guess "qwertyuiop" is interpreted as a number in base 35, which would evaluate to #<BIGNUM> beers. No wonder the tester was drunk!

A software tester walks into a bar. 

@calculsoberic Did you name your customer Robert '); DROP TABLE Customer; --?

xkcd.com/327/

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